Pregnancy announcements, that is.
One of my college roommates announced pregnancy number two to me and another college roommate yesterday in a private message on Facebook, complete with a scan picture. Both people she announced to have infertility issues; I obviously chose to live without children and the other friend and her husband chose to adopt. The friend that announced knows all of this. I appreciated the in advance announcement but scan pictures are always pretty hard for me.
So I did what any self-respecting infertile would do and responded in a passive-agressive, slightly snarky manner. I poured a big glass of wine, took a picture of it, sent it to the friend, and offered toast to her good news. This friend loves wine and won't be drinking it for the better part of a year so I thought it was fitting to share a picture that she didn't really want to see in response to her sending me a picture that I didn't really want to see. I'm probably a jerk. :)